Let me paint the scene for you.
I walked into my living room where my dog was sitting by the back windows looking all pathetic and lonely. “Ruff… did you not get enough attention today?” I walk over, scratch behind his ears, give him a big hug, and a couple smooches on the cheek. Then, I look out the back window and see this.
Yep. Those are my daughter’s poopy diapers shredded all over my backyard. Shredded by my dog who I am picturing shaking the poopy diapers back and forth in his mouth, slapping the sides of his face. The same face that I just kissed. Yep. There are no words to describe how I felt at that moment.
After cleaning up my daughter’s poo with my dog’s Pooper Scooper I promptly took a shower and had some Thin Mints. Because after the horror that just took place, I deserved it.
So, how was your day?